I have spent a lot of time thinking about who is the greatest puppet ever. I have finally come to a decision. I think it’s Alf.
When I was a kid, I had this cardboard record which I got from Burger King that had songs written by and sung by Alf. One of them was called “Melmac Girls” and had lyrics like
“It’s cool the way they can braid the hair all over their face.”
Genius. Here it is on Ebay.
OK I also found it online. You have to listen to ten minutes of idiocy first but it’s worth it.